The Following Dogs
There are dogs who will follow you
perpetually and as gladly
as if it were their purpose in life,
at least while in the act of following you.
Other dogs enjoy being followed.
They sniff around, look back, then run ahead.
W. B. Yeats, so monumentally heartsick,
spent his boyhood summers
following a black dog and a white dog
around the hilly Irish countryside,
as if that were the purpose of his life,
which it might have been at the time.
Clearly, there are worse practices
than spending your time following a dog
whichever way she may roam
into the woods or across a stream.
How would it be possible
to slap a child or smuggle arms
to a band of wrathful guerrillas
if you’re busy keeping up with a dog?
So, instead of following your bliss,
follow around some lighthearted dog.
Surely, it’s better than doing nothing,
if anything were better than doing nothing,
which, setting dogs aside for now,
is said to be the best thing one can do
or not do, but in a positive way, forever, amen.
Excerpted from Dog Show by Billy Collins. Copyright © 2025 by Billy Collins. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.