For Chinga La Migra If a woman illegally crossing The U.S.-Mexico border can sing The Border Patrol agent’s favorite Selena song, will he still detain her? What if he does & later writes about Her in the patrol vehicle’s back seat Singing his favorite Selena song? Will the Selena fans who read his book Like it? What if that scene in Reservoir Dogs where Mr. Blonde tortures a cop had Been choreographed to "Bidi Bidi Bom Bom," instead of "Stuck in the Middle With You?" Would the Border Patrol agent Be more or less likely to like that scene?