Some Things Don't Make Any Sense at All
My mom says I'm her sugarplum. My mom says I'm her lamb. My mom says I'm completely perfect Just the way I am. My mom says I'm a super-special wonderful terrific little guy. My mom just had another baby. Why?
From If I Were in Charge of the World and Other Worries . . ., published by Macmillan, 1981. Used with permission.