Some Things Don't Make Any Sense at All 

My mom says I'm her sugarplum.
My mom says I'm her lamb.
My mom says I'm completely perfect
Just the way I am.
My mom says I'm a super-special wonderful terrific little guy.
My mom just had another baby.
Why?
Credit

From If I Were in Charge of the World and Other Worries . . ., published by Macmillan, 1981. Used with permission.