—after Dante Di Stefano
The music of smishing
hides its meaning, a type
of online fraud. Nurdle makes me
smile, until I read it’s plastic
choking the ocean. Girl Dinner
is not three plates of my mom’s
lasagna, but meager bites and leftovers. Brainrot
sounds like what it is, as does
enshittification and global
boiling. I feel a fever coming
scrolling through Merriam Webster’s
youngest words—until I hit jorts, remember
June. Soon I’ll shed these wools
of my first winter in Upstate New York,
where cold damp clusters under
skin. A word for that? I ask
the chatbot, who says, “Ooh, I love this
kind of invention” before delivering
chillmur: That creeping, whispery sensation …
subtle but insistent, like fog
slipping in. A word for fear
of chatbots? Scriptechxia. For
the breed of ennui that tempts
poets to query them
for language? Lexadeference or
verbadelegate or thinksourcing. Not
bad. Isn’t it time I peeled myself
from the couch, touched grass,
left the digital sphere to run
my fingers through Binghamton’s hair,
the astroturf of my neighbor’s lawn? Knockoff
of what the brand AstroTurf
rolled out in Houston’s Astrodome
in 1966. The stadium’s name a nod
to the city’s NASA Mission Control,
which led the first astronauts
to land on the moon. Or did they land?
My friend swears no. I’m not sure
of much, except it’s hard to say
what’s true. We suspect the higher-ups
have hidden motives for telling us
so. The feds, my parents, their Catholic
god, AI, this sense, despite all I know
of marrow, of wind in my bones.
Copyright © 2025 by Jen DeGregorio. Originally published in Poem-a-Day on June 12, 2025, by the Academy of American Poets.