Tales from Gizzard's Grill [excerpt]

"My feet's a revelation,
And that's my guarantee.
They're the worstest smellin' pair of feet
On man or chimpanzee."

"I've roved the wild world over,
I've dueled with many a man,
And I've seen 'em all just laid out flat,
Like pullets in a pan."

"Well, here's one good old biddy 
Can answer to your call!"
It was ancient Myrna Poke leaped up,
All wizened, weak, and small.

"I'm ready for a showdown,"
The little lady cried.
"Why passin' skunk onced smelled my feet,
Flipped upside down, and died."