San Gabriel Valley Collage

^{Assembled from Nextdoor posts by residents of Altadena and Pasadena, California} 

Will someone please adopt me? Looking for 2 strong guys.
I'm ready for the easy life of a dog—
believe it or not, I can bark.

                                      I am craving a fried chicken dinner in the worst way. 
                                      Burrowing animal going under flagstones? Anyone know what critter I have?
                                      When you cook it, invite me over— Altadena parrots are an acquired taste.

Fentanyl is lethal—it also was moving like a slow-ish glowing cylinder heading west.
My big, beautiful star Jasmine is dying.
PARROT 🦜 KILLER IN TEMPLE CITY.

                                   Eating healthfully was easy for me back when I was single
                                    Not KFC, Not Louisiana, not into Chick Fill- A, Not into Waffles. 
                                    Like mama used to make! 

I would NEVER EVER NEVER get in the car with him again
Gruesome and disturbing details about the incident have emerged.
Potato, salad, roll on and on and on. Not Popeye's.

                                 Now as far as you feelings, I am straight up keep them in check. 
                                  You just came off as a NIMBY and racist.
                                  Missing tortoise! Please help us find our lost pet. 

Additionally, detectives recovered a loaded .22 compact Smith & Wesson handgun
we found a stray mother who had kittens on Friday night
and a substantial amount of cash.

                    So, this lady attacked her family because of the eclipse?
                    Rampant bullying, suicidal ideation, two kids with special needs.
                    Judging someone because of how they may look is CONPLETELY wrong.

Do we have a bear problem?
Men, man up!  Seriously! Don’t fall for the toxic masculinity hoax.
Happiest Father’s Day to our neighbors. 

                                       Can anyone recommend a good handyman?
                                        Working in the garden, I met this little guy. SO pretty. 
                                        The goat herder said that there are 500 of them.

I just don’t like answering the door when I’m alone 
with my skunk family. Two big ones and two babies. 
Hey guys, in case anyone is looking for a tutor—

                                         these two nine year old girls created a “bookstore” 
                                         and wrote their own little comic book 
                                        “Spring and Autumn” about a little fox. 

Elderly woman found stabbed to death here by Rite Aid—
life is hell when you try to sign up for medical insurance.
I know the holidays are hard for some people. 

                         Witnesses to crime just turn away Witnesses to crime just turn away