To People I Hear Talking Loudly on Their Cell Phones
It is VERY IMPORTANT to take care of your cell phone! Do you know how? The best way is to drop it in a deep pot of chicken fat and bring to a boil. Simmer for two hours. Let cool.
From Corn Chowder by James Stevenson. Copyright © 2003 by James Stevenson. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Children's Books. All rights reserved.