Guessing My Death [excerpt]
1 by choking in 11 years 4 months 2 weeks 6 days 12:18 pm ——— when i win the lottery i want my legs amputated and two beautiful peg legs wooden of course Frank Sherlock says it's a very bad idea he says i should reconsider seriously reconsider i want peg legs but he says i'll regret it he might be right but what i really want is to have my real legs (the ones i don't want) cremated because what i really want is to scatter my own ashes i thought about getting liposuction and having the fat cremated but it's not the same because i can eat more delicious doughnuts and grow it back it doesn't count it HAS to be something missing for good you know but to spread my own ashes is something i love thinking about and the cheerful sound of my peg legs on Philadelphia sidewalks
From A Beautiful Marsupial Afternoon by CAConrad. Copyright © 2012 by CAConrad. Reprinted with permission of Wave Books. All rights reserved.