Five Dollars and Forty-Seven Cents

by Kayla Snider





Ma’am, why must you insist on being exact?

It would be easier to pull out the plastic and

get on with it.

Those people behind you are

waiting as you dig in your wallet

for five dollars and forty-seven freaking cents.



It just makes no sense

to insist on being exquisitely exact,

rummaging through your unkempt wallet

when me and

all those grocery shoppers in my lengthy line are

waiting for you to find it.



Just to make it

worse, you don’t have the sense

to realize you are

the very exact

reason the line has tripled in size, and

now you say you brought in the wrong wallet.



The wrong wallet?

I see a debit card, will you use it?

You’re wasting my time and

I itch for you to have the five dollars and those damn forty-seven cents.

Why does it have to be exact?

You are



the worst customer, yes you are.

I want to tell you to take your “wrong” wallet,

the change that has to be exact,

and shove it-

all five dollars and forty-seven cents!

I know you have the money on your card, and



you’re choosing to waste our time and

continue to inspect every inch. You are

NOT going to find forty-seven cents

in that damn wallet.

Face it,

you can’t always be so perfectly exact.



If you don't take the card from that wallet, and

forget about paying with your exact five dollars and forty-seven cents,

you are going to see me absolutely lose it.





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