By the time we got to Josephine’s Sweet 16 there were cheese
doodle fingers everywhere.
Phat Phil was already deep into his fake Pachanga.
Skinicky, Angel & Dre set up a snap shop by the cake tiers.
Josephine’s eyes were lit like strobes & glitter, her silver dress
hardly fit her, & because Angel was still tripping, he saw
sequin in everything: quinine in the ice cream, a fork &
spoon standoff; he even saw his fate in a rack of plastic
champagne glasses, bubbles big as balloons released into
the sky all at once. C’mon, bro, you can’t mess with a man
who’s wearing a tuxedo, he said.
Cubes of cheddar & guayaba sat like Zen masters on the spheres
of Ritz Crackers.
Josephine graced her gold-plated throne. Her reinvention was
imminent.
Put on your cake face, Angel said.
What we thought we heard Skinicky say was, If Sekhmet created
the desert with a breath, then Shorty Bon Bon split the
Atlantic to death.
Party over here, party over there, and this rite you get to take
with you.
The grown-ups spent most of their free time in the bathroom,
and whenever the DJ played El Gran Combo, we all sighed
& dipped to the staircase to make out, roll up, or add up.
Little Joe, Josephine’s uncle, tried to call us out on our
stagnancy– undisciplined knuckleheads, he’d say; and, as
a way of offering evidence, he’d point to Phat Phil, & there
was Phat Phil crashing into the VIP table. Almost made
Josephine’s abuelita spill her rum until abuelita threw him
a lifesaving turn, and spun Phat Phil back into his sea.
There’s that moment right when the flashbulb flashed on
Josephine’s smile, where your sense of lottery & random
tries to reason with you, and, yet, there’s just enough
chance to survive more than one fresh hell and emerge
without taking shorts.
“Josephine’s Sweet 16” from THE CRAZY BUNCH by Willie Perdomo, copyright © 2019 by Willie Perdomo. Used by permission of Penguin Books, an imprint of Penguin Publishing Group, a division of Penguin Random House LLC. All rights reserved.