Pocket pet of witches, reincarnated child souls, most toxic augers of weather
& superstitions—your midnight croaking means rain’s on the way while a
draught of pollywogs’s a cure-all for cancer, consumption & or weakness.
You taste somewhere between mermaid & chicken, you don’t dole warts nor
grant wishes. In the original fairy tale it’s the maiden pummeling you against
the wall turning you back into a prince & not her sovereign kisses. Mistake, as
Homer did, Bufo for you & open the doors of astral vision. God Almighty’s
been sweeping you into cloud, hailing you down upon roofs & roads since
Heraclides. Because yours is the first species to die out when your habitat is
contaminated you are earth gauger, poison in the water’s measure. How
seldom nowadays a floating fleet of ships is, too few are tempests of blood,
crosses, snakes & fishes; our end times reveal themselves as nuclear
cataclysm, flood & drought, pandemic. Once a week you pull off your dead
skin & eat it. I get it. Like some megaton explosion I too’ve wanted to shed
self, all leg & bleating throat & reslicken primogenial. What did I know
peeling you apart teasing out with scalpel your three-chambered heart
but denials sweet & tribulations vile? That, & if you had wings you wouldn’t
bump your salientian ass every time you hopped down the street
Copyright © 2023 by Flower Conroy. Originally published in Poem-a-Day on November 8, 2023, by the Academy of American Poets.