Words of Comfort to be Scratched on a Mirror

Helen of Troy had a wandering glance;
Sappho's restriction was only the sky;
Ninon was ever the chatter of France;
But oh, what a good girl am I!

Credit

FromĀ Enough RopeĀ (Boni & Liveright, 1926) by Dorothy Parker. This poem is in the public domain.