Catering
We are not supposed to be here
Trent whispers on the stairs.
The Hendricks Martini, the rye Old Fashioned
are other people’s drinks; the burgundy
air under the Japanese maples—
Like dogs for hours they trained us with trays:
A real bell chiming once means book-it
to the hall of on-loan Grecian statues, where donors gather
to admire the moony, hand-made asses,
some of them chipped, others immaculate broken-
off dicks.
That is door one.
Door two leads outside. To a tidal pond,
where the water shines brightest where it’s darkest,
as in a Dutch painting.
There is honesty in darkness
impossible in light.
There’s a rococo footbridge hard at work
holding up some dumb illusion,
and we clock out
and cross under its lamps
that stretch us like taffy
to twice our size and it hurts
to change—
All we need’s the right mix of shit.
I’ll take a beer and more K
while the cats are away, I hear Trent say.
Whatever happened to him?
We all meet at the water later
and he tells us ‘the tide brings back bodies sometimes’
and he hands me the moon
in the grooved tip of a key saying quick!
quick! The British are coming!
Copyright © 2025 by Brian Tierney. Originally published in Poem-a-Day on August 26, 2025, by the Academy of American Poets.
“After the Great Recession, in the fallout from predatory capitalism, I was living in Pittsburgh, working various jobs to make rent and debts. I wrote a weekly ‘cocktail’ column, sometimes reported longer-form features for Pittsburgh City Paper, and was an adjunct instructor of freshmen lit. But mostly I manned concessions and tore tickets at the O’Reilly, the city’s public theater, and periodically bartended part-time for weddings and special events. The latter inspired ‘Catering,’ a sort of millennial picaresque. There is a special indignity to serving people quite clearly above one’s own class. I found myself surrounded by philanthropic one-percenter types; some patrons were merely aspiring to that, playing their part in the ladder of class stratification. It all struck me as comically absurd, with almost all involved losing to the larger system. This one goes out to all those slogging through the wasteland of twenty-first century capitalism run amok.”
—Brian Tierney